[lbo-talk] Martha to surrender soon

Carl Remick carlremick at hotmail.com
Wed Sep 8 09:01:27 PDT 2004



>From: Doug Henwood <dhenwood at panix.com>
>
>MARTHA WAITS OUT CELL CRUNCH
>
>MARTHA Stewart will surrender to start serving her five-month sentence for
>obstruction of justice as soon as there is a vacant cell at the Danbury
>federal prison for women, sources say, leaving her daughter Alexis, 38, to
>oversee her company.
>
>"There is no available bed at Danbury, and hasn't been for a couple weeks,"
>said one insider. "She's just waiting."

Jesus Horatio Christ, let's get this domestic diva in the slammer already. The submarine service practices hot-bunking, in which alternate watches use the same beds at different times. Why don't they do this at Danbury?

BTW, a more appropriate punishment for Martha would have been a sentence to appear on the TV show "How Clean Is Your House?" I saw this recent UK import the other night, and I'm still cringing. The show's stars, Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie, are two UK cleaning experts who visit "the filthiest homes in America," analyze the problems they find and show the owners how to detoxify. Woodburn is given to crawling around on all fours sniffing stains. In the premier show she sniffed a stain on a couch and announced, "Somebody's bum has been here!" This assignment would be perfect for Martha.

Carl



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