Jesus Horatio Christ, let's get this domestic diva in the slammer already. The submarine service practices hot-bunking, in which alternate watches use the same beds at different times. Why don't they do this at Danbury?
BTW, a more appropriate punishment for Martha would have been a sentence to appear on the TV show "How Clean Is Your House?" I saw this recent UK import the other night, and I'm still cringing. The show's stars, Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie, are two UK cleaning experts who visit "the filthiest homes in America," analyze the problems they find and show the owners how to detoxify. Woodburn is given to crawling around on all fours sniffing stains. In the premier show she sniffed a stain on a couch and announced, "Somebody's bum has been here!" This assignment would be perfect for Martha.
Carl