Furuhashi's brilliant forays into the world of private investigation at the inimitable elist, LBO-talk, will provide the fodder for the third edition of "Be Your Own Dick". [1]
With just an e-mail address and a DOS command prompt, Ms Furuhashi shows the reader how easy it is to find out what a person does for a living (job title, rank, status) if they post from a .edu e-mail account. With a commercial e-mail address and a full name, Furuhashi also demonstrates how to find out whether the person contributed funds to a political candidate.
Furuhashi's astonishing dick work is the result of incredibly careful and time consuming attention to detail provided in list members' posts. Did you mention you grew up in Santa Monica or Puxatawny? Perhaps you've suggested you work or live in Boston or Baltimore or Des Moines? Have you mentioned your mother lives in Peoria or Keene, NH? Have you exhibited a penchant for cracklins, pork rinds, and RC cola? Skittles and beer? Buffalo wings? Pabst Blue Ribbon and potato chip sandwiches?
Furuhashi's breathtaking technique with the tracert command will amaze and awe readers as she reveals the secret lives of LBO-talk denizens:
Mike Larkin appears to be just another cubicle-resident at an East Coast-based corporation. Furuhashi reveals that Larkin is really logged in through his employer, Walkovaya Bank, where he works as an executive assistant to a C level executive. Mike spends most of his day covering his boss's tuccus as he pretends to work while juggling the demands of his wife, 3 ex-wives, and a stable of part-time paramours.
Dwayne Monroe believes he's safe behind that Yahoo! Account. Furuhashi sleuths out his _real_ location: Monroe's logging in from Elgin Federal Prison where he sneaks online while doing data processing work out sourced to prisoners. When he's not keying in data, Monroe is the mastermind behind an underground operation billed as "You haven't lived 'til you've banged a stripper club." Monroe arranges for inmates to spend a weekend getaway at astrip club and its adjoining seedy motel.
You thought Carl Remick worked in the advertising business in NYC, right? Wrong! Carl Remick is really logging in from Nevada where he works as a fluffer for the ladies at the Chicken Ranch.
Pre-order your copy of "How to be Your Own Dick," 3rd edition today!
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At 10:09 PM 9/21/2004, Eubulides wrote:
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Yoshie Furuhashi" <furuhashi.1 at osu.edu>
>
>To sum up, even though Dawson is a college instructor on a campus
>where Muslim students exist, many of whom probably belong to the MSA
>or attend its functions, he seems unembarrassed about making all
>manner of horrible insinuations about Muslims in general and the MSA
>in particular in public.
>
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>
>
>Except that he made no such horrible insinuations, it is *you* who are
>attempting to impugn MD with your deliberate misinterpretation of his
>words; a despicable form of behavior which you repeatedly display on this
>list, along with habitual overposting which is in violation of list
>etiquette.
>
>Ian
>
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