That's a pretty recherché life you lead in old Baltimore, herr doktor. I presume you don't shop in supermarkets either, because Paris Hilton is plastered all over the tabloids, and it's hard not to get informed about her unless you use the express checkout lines only.
Anyway, FYI, Paris is a hotel heiress who makes fun of poor people on situation-reality TV programs. In her spare time she stars in pornographic videos with poor production values.
Carl