<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1400" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV>Saw a "Simpsons" rerun that I've never seen -- Homer fantasizes that he stops Lincoln's assassination using a karate chop (circa. 1966) on Booth, and then he & Abe time travel to 1963 Dallas to beat the shit outta Oswald as he aims at JFK.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Why wasn't history taught this way when I was a kid?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>DP</DIV></BODY></HTML>