<html> <body> <x-sigsep></x-sigsep> > <pre>Well, what do people think they're signing up for, a picnic? </pre>No, water skiing and travel: Watkins: I know sir but people get killed, properly dead, sir, no barley cross fingers, sir. A bloke was telling me, if you're in the army and there's a war you have to go and fight. Colonel: That's true. Watkins: Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt. Colonel: Watkins why did you join the army? Watkins: For the water-skiing and for the travel, sir. And not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing. Colonel: Watkins are you a pacifist? Watkins: No sir, I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward. Colonel: That's a very silly line. Sit down. and so on....... <x-sigsep></x-sigsep> <a href="http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm" eudora="autourl">http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm </a>Go to 'Episode 8', first sketch. PC </body> </html>