[lbo-talk] Academic Efficiency at MIT

[Jim Westrich]

MIT has enabled me to write literally hundreds of academic papers in 
under hour!

See my latest work:

http://punitive-surgery.lcs.mit.edu/scicache/568/scimakelatex.88825.James+L+Westrich.pdf

Also see the CNN story and then become a great computer science 
academic in your
spare time:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/04/14/mit.prank.reut/index.html
http://www.pdos.lcs.mit.edu/scigen/

Jim

"Inside your pretending
Crimes have been swept aside
Somewhere where they can forget

Divine upper reaches
Still holding on
This ocean will not be grasped
All for nothing"

    --Beth Gibbons, "Mysterons"