[lbo-talk] all aboard for heaven

Chuck chuck at mutualaid.org
Tue Dec 20 09:08:17 PST 2005


Mark Bennett wrote:


> As Time LaHaye once explained the matter to captive congregation of
> which I was part: The sexual urge will be extinguished in the followers
> of Christ that are whisked away after the Rapture, and the elect will
> revert to an Edenic state of blissful, sexless nudity. This
> interpretation is based upon the Gospel passage, I believe in Matthew,
> where Jesus observes that in the Kingdom of Heaven "they are not given
> are not given in marriage." Of course, LaHaye also disclosed, among
> other interesting matters, that in heaven believers would zip around the
> universe "at the speed of thought." They people really are nuts.

They really got this all wrong. Those fancy university scientists say that there is all this "dark matter" in the universe. This has to be related to Hell, which means that most of these believers are going to Hell.

Meanwhile, some of us have to deal with a real world which has gone to hell.

Chuck



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