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Let's get serious:
1. Return path to main world timeline. GWB and the US rightwing evaporate in a sparkling residue of inert carbon micro-particles. A small clear plastic container is built to hold the residue and put on display at the Smithsonian. Label reads, `Nightmare Scenario #3, alternate space-time geodesic from the 21st C. Earth.'
2. Top quark (possibly granted)
3. 80% of the mass of the universe to make best guess general relativity model work---and therefore make time symmetric.
4. A means to transform discrete quantum micro-physics to continuous macro-geometries without recourse to exotic `super strings' in some bizarre co-homology space.
5. A bigger social security check for one Charles A. Grimes or, a mysterious three year gap in the universal space-time continuum, so beneficiary is aged 65, instead of 62 and can collect next month.
6. Random positive wishes granted to the rest of humanity on demand.
CG