> This is really good, Dennis, but I don't think you're
> doing the mockery right. Since Horowitz operates at
> the junior-high-school level of discourse, the
> appropriate thing to do is to out-juvenile him and go
> to the "you're wife's a slut" level. It works for Matt
> Taibbi! You should preface every blog entry with
> something about having fucked Horowitz's wife. As in,
> "Man am I tired from having spent the weekend fucking
> David Horowitz's wife, but I have stuff to write about
> anyway," or variously, "Bush's approval ratings are
> bobbing up and down like mad, much as I observed David
> Horowitz's wife's head doing last Friday night while
> he and Hitchens were at the conference," or again,
> "Fallujah is now a wrecked and blasted landscape. In
> this way, it is rather similar to Dadid Horowitz's
> wife, who fortunately is willing to put a bag on her
> head while I am fucking her." Then, in a little
> footnote, say something like "I am not actually
> fucking David Horowitz's wife -- this is just a
> literary trick -- but I sure could if I wanted too!"
> That will avoid the libel charges.
Hitchens is fucking Horowitz's wife? I'm shocked that anybody would even sleep with the asshole!
"Oh, honey, Would you stop whining about Chomsky in your sleep?"
Chuck