>God free monotheism: no calories, no fat, no carbs!
>Let's advertise.
>
>Doug, I think you should become the High Priest or
>Rabbi and make LBO tax-exempt. Listen, don't laugh,
>with my brilliant advertising slogan (copyrighted,
>natch) you'll make a fortune. (I'll take 10% and you
>can keep me on retainer for legal matters.) Lose
>weight and promote a just and peaceful world by merely
>_not_ believing silly things! I see a new world open
>for you. Liza can be the High Priestess, and you both
>get to wear cool-looking costumes and intone solemnly
>as Moral Arbiters. Well, you do the Moral Arbiter
>thing anyway, but this way you get paid! We have to
>have Kelly design you guys Vestments, though. And we
>need a name for the church. Ideas?
The Church of the Free Lunch?
I'm all for it. I'm already ordained in the Universal Life Church, but as I believe L. Ron Hubbard said, the best way to get rich in America is to start your own religion. I'm ready.
Yours in No-God-But-Your-Inner-God, Doug