[lbo-talk] Re: Land of the Dead

B. docile_body at yahoo.com
Thu Jul 7 18:12:39 PDT 2005


Yoshie wrote:

"According to IMDB.com, the tagline of _Land of the Dead_ is 'The Legendary Filmmaker Brings You His Ultimate Zombie Masterpiece' (at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418819/). It should have been 'They Are Armed and Hungry, and They Have Nothing to Lose!' (cf http://montages.blogspot.com/2005/06/zombie-revolt-or-revolution.html)."


>From Amy's Robot--

A Kinder, Gentler, Zombie Film

Dear readers, I know what you've been thinking: "Hey! Land of the Dead came out a week ago - why has Amy's Robot been silent on this, the most important film release of the year?"

It's because we've been thinking a lot about it. The post-9/11 zombie film has brought many changes to the conventional model - faster zombies, scarier zombies, gorier zombies. And now, at last, George Romero has brought us a kinder, gentler zombie.

By which I mean, it blows.

Yes, that's right Roger Ebert, and David Edelstein, and Manohla freaking Dargis: it blows. There was no story arc, the characters were uninteresting, the zombies weren't scary, and even the flesh-eating money shots weren't very inventive. But all of these problems stem from the core issue: the greatest, and most unforgivable, crime of this movie is that it goes against the entire zombie ethos.

Land of the Dead is set years into the zombie plague. Dennis Hopper has annexed a luxury tower in lower Manhattan for the rich and privileged while the rabble entertain themselves in Bartertown, using zombies for target practice and cage matches. But wait! You can't just push zombies around! They have feelings too, and a sense of justice - and when one of them realizes how to use power tools, he leads a zombie insurgence through the city. Why? Because it turns out that zombies just want to be left alone, to live (unlive?) out their days in peace. They just want to find a place to go, just like the living!

Except, of course, that ZOMBIES EXIST TO EAT LIVING FLESH! Has everyone forgotten this?! For christ's sake, you can't live in peace with the zombies! If you want to make a movie about ideological warfare, then just use bugs! Or monkeys! Or - or rabbits!

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http://amysrobot.com/archives/2005/07/lotd.php



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