A Pole is given three wishes by his fairy godmother. He is asked:
FG: What is your first wish? P: I ask that Poland be invaded by the Chinese Army. FG: <awkward pause> very well, what is your second wish? P: I ask that Poland be invaded by the Chinese Army. FG: <longer awkward pause> very well, what is your third and FINAL wish? P: I ask that Poland be invaded by the Chinese Army. FG: <even longer awkward pause> if you don't mind me asking why are all your wishes that Poland be invaded by the Chinese Army? P: Because to do that they would have to go through Russia 6 times.
Humor in the Warsaw Pact was truly marvellous and subversive. My favorite cartoon was a drawing of two very drunk Russians in a someones back yard at night holding on to a clothes line, one drunk is saying to the other 'Ring the bell Juri, our stop is next'.
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'I'm Mister Bad Example, the stranger in the dirt, I like to have a good time and I don't care who gets hurt'.
-Mr. Bad Example, W Zevon