[lbo-talk] Ever more opportunities

Leigh Meyers leighcmeyers at gmail.com
Thu Jun 30 19:54:13 PDT 2005


On Thursday, June 30, 2005 6:44 PM [PDT], Tom Walker <timework at telus.net> wrote:


> *Press Release *Source: GoldenPalace.com
>
> Utah Woman Uses Head to Get Child in School
> Thursday June 30, 4:30 pm ET
>
> Mother's Forehead Auction to Pay for Son's Education
>
> NEW YORK, June 30 /PRNewswire/ -- The Company renowned for outrageous
> advertising is at it again. GoldenPalace.com, the Internet casino,
> just spent $10,000 to permanently tattoo its website address on a
> woman's forehead.
>
> Using eBay's "Buy It Now" option, GoldenPalace.com won the privilege
> of placing a permanent ad tattoo on Karolyne Smith's forehead, making
> her the first female to have the casino's brand mark her for life.
> Brent Moffatt AKA "The Human Pincushion" has already allowed
> GoldenPalace.com to make a lasting impression on him.
>
> According to Smith's eBay page, she loves to be the center of
> attention everywhere she goes, making her the perfect cranial
> billboard for GoldenPalace.com. The tattooing took place live at ASI
> TATTOOING in Salt Lake City, Utah.
>
> As a result of its eBay shopping spree and other advertising
> campaigns, GoldenPalace.com has amassed an unusual collection of
> oddities including the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Britney
> Spears' Pregnancy Test, Marilyn Monroe's personal address book, and
> Pope Benedict XVI's previously owned VW Golf; all of which have
> garnered extensive worldwide media attention for the casino.
>

Right... I'll put it more bluntly than before:

She's a freak.

If her child was the center of attention, instead of her own apparent interest in being the center, perhaps the tattoo would have not been necessary... Nah! She would have done it anyway, probably to buy more crap on Ebay.

Oh, and she received 15,000 dollars. They threw in an extra fiver because she *said* it's for her child's education. That's gotta be great publicity for an internet gambling casino that buys oddities.

Now she's an oddity too.

We'll see how much of it actually ends up being spent on her kid's education... actually, we probably won't unless her kid sues her to cough it up and it makes front page of the national enquirer, Jerry Springer? The moneymaking possibilities are endless!

It's not desperation, it's a social dis-ease.

Leigh http://www.leighm.net



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