[lbo-talk] meanwhile, on the war on terror front....

[Michael Pugliese]

David Brooks, stand up comic>...Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen
table at 4 a.m., writing important notes in crayon on the outside of
envelopes. It has been four weeks since he began investigating this
conspiracy and three weeks since he sealed his windows with aluminum
foil to ward off the Illuminati. Odd patterns now leap into his brain.
Scooter Libby was born near a book depository but was indicted while
at a theater. Karl Rove reads books from book depositories but rarely
has time for the theater. What is the ratio of Bush tax cuts to the
number of squares on a frozen waffle? It is none other than the Divine
Proportion. This proves that Leonardo da Vinci manipulated
intelligence on Iraq and that the Holy Grail is a woman!

Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m. He knows now that
seven centuries ago at a secret meeting of the Bilderberg
Society-Trilateral Commission-American Enterprise Institute, the six
High Lords of the Secret Order of the Neocons decided to implant alien
life forms into potential Democratic officials that could be activated
in case there was a need to manipulate intelligence on Iraq.

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Michael Pugliese