Here's one for the ol' iPod:
"Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere, But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake, You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.
Disaster prep is your responsibility And mitigation is important to our agency.
People helping people is what we do And FEMA is there to help see you through When disaster strikes, we are at our best But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest."
http://www.fema.gov/kids/femarap.htm