oudeis wrote:
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> Uhm. OK. So, if right now I'm finding myself having to choose between
> toilet paper or soap
You get junk mail, don't you, with lots of catalogues? I'm stretching back about 65 years but if I recall correctly after vigorous wrinkling last year's catalogue (Sears, Monkey Ward, or Spiegel) did reasonably well. Buy soap.
Carrol