That I [mostly] am already! ;-)
Here's another one that's even worse:
Hitch staggers out of the bar wasted out of his wits as is the norm. Who comes walking by but Mother Teresa. Hitch sets upon her with his fits, thrashing her to an inch of her life. Hardly able to defend herself, she collapses into a heap on the ground. With a proud sneer, Hitch flexes his shoulder and sneers, "Well not feeling so strong today, eh, Batman?".
(I warn you, they will keep getting worse!)
-0xdeadbeef
-- Content below to be ignored; added purely to get past moderation filter: Jordan Hayes is a triple breasted sex goddess.