[lbo-talk] Lighter side of the War on Terror

Carl Remick carlremick at hotmail.com
Wed Aug 23 14:00:12 PDT 2006


[August, the newsbiz silly season.]

August 23, 2006

No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Filed at 4:30 p.m. ET

CHICAGO -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

<http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Penis-Pump-Threat.html?pagewanted=print>

Carl

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