I was amused by the sexual language and analogies used in the piece. Apple products (laptops, iMac, iPod, etc) are sleek, stylish, but hardly something that invokes the idea of sex -- minimalist, clinical/antiseptic, unadorned, boxy, colourless, etc. Cool, or rather ice cold, not so much hot! ;-) Perhaps one of the SGI boxes back in their heyday... the sexual analogy is probably apt in that hardware is at best analogised to the male ;-) ... necessary (in some combinations) to the act, but not worth much attention.
--ravi