You totally left out your time in the slammer for crack possession (you can liberally lift material for this from Oz), your part in the West Coast--East Coast rap wars, and how your career as a hip-hop artist was cut short when a blond white rapper (whose name you will leave unmentioned) stole your rhymes and you refused to sell out by joining his group E-13. You also need a big gold chain that says "Keepin' Da Faith."
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By the image-of-Jesus-weeping engraved 9mm I used to sideways blast (to death, yo!) the mofo that murdered my street walker girlfriend, Lilac, (whose eyes were as brown as all the fine brown-ness that ever was brown, so brown and brown...) you're right!
With that narrative mod, I'm only a few, short steps away from the Oprah Book Club and riches beyond the dreams of those who dream of being rich.
And speaking of fiction uncleverly presented as fact:
from -
<http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/espionage_and_intelligence>
Intel Chief Says al-Qaida 'Top Concern'
WASHINGTON - National Intelligence Director John Negroponte said Thursday that the al-Qaida terror network remains the "top concern" of the U.S. intelligence community, followed closely by the nuclear activities of Iran and North Korea. Negroponte told the Senate Intelligence Committee in a relatively rare public session that Iran probably does not yet have nuclear weapons, nor the fissile material needed for producing them
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Graham: Well yes, it's true, you are much smarter than me but I still have an advantage.
Lecktor: Oh? What's that?
Graham: Unlike you, I'm not insane.