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Obviously even Jon Steward has failed to understand Bush. We don't need the North Koreans to actually find an Israeli somewhere and then kidnap him. We just need to announce that North Korea has an Israeli and is holding him hostiage and has made pronouncements to the effect that Israel should be wiped off the map.
Then we can airlift a few Israeli tanks and a division or two and their fighter support to the sea of Japan, put them on boats and let them invade. We can have the Israeli press veiw the action some 10,000 yards off shore through heavy lens. Their press can convince the Israeli public that the ensuing shock and awe campaign will turn North Korea Jewish in a week.
Well, it could happen...
CG