[lbo-talk] Hitch finds a new outlet

[andie nachgeborenen]

One plus of this sort of rubbish is that nonpuritans
who like Hitch are more likely to take themselves out
of the gene pool by contracting life-threatening
venereal diseases, smashing their skulls in bike and
motorcycle accidents, and being catapulted through
thewindshield inauto accidents. I suppose the emrace
of risk extends to driving drunk or high while
enjoying oral sex, thereby increasing the likelihood
of Darwinian selection of the sharper kind. Ina
ddition they will die earlier because of obesity and
alchoholism, though the bottle doesn't seem to have
slowed Hitch himself down enough.  A word to the wise:
don't have oral sex with Hitch, you never know here
he's beeting putting it. 

--- Doug Henwood <dhenwood at panix.com> wrote:


> [from Tuesday's Page Six]
> 
> BUCKLE UP FOR 'PURITAN' RANT
> 
> CHRISTOPHER Hitchens is following up "As American as
> Apple Pie," his  
> much-discussed ode to oral sex in Vanity Fair, with
> an essay in Maxim  
> denouncing the "stupid Puritanism" of modern
> society. "To be young in  
> America now is to be constantly told to buckle up,
> wear a bike  
> helmet, wear a condom, avoid risk, watch your
> intake, show your ID at  
> all times and respect the world of political
> correctness and safe sex  
> that curmudgeons like me have so considerably left
> to you," Hitchens  
> writes in the upcoming piece, which begins with his
> outrage about  
> being carded at an airport bar. The liquor-loving
> intellectual is  
> among a new crop of Maxim contributors signed up by
> editor-in-chief  
> Jimmy Jellinek, who has enlisted superchef Mario
> Batali to write a  
> food column and best-selling author Robert Greene,
> an advisor to Jay- 
> Z and 50 Cent, to dole out career tips.
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