Please stop being totally insane.
The problem with ESL in your country(ies) is that you do not practice speaking and writing in school. This is very simple.
There is no need to surgically modify your tongue (i'm talking to you, korea), invent increasingly surreal TV shows (you know who you are, japan) or send your babies to illegal english-only preschools (this means you, taiwan).
Sincerely,
Everyone who has ever worked in ESL
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