http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
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>Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.
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>You gotta love Robin Williams......
>Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
>Williams to come up with the perfect
>plan. What we need now is for our
>UN Ambassador to stand up and
>repeat this message.
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>Robin Williams's plan...(Hard to
>argue with this logic!)
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>"I see a lot of people yelling for peace,
>but I have not heard of a plan for
>peace. So, here's one plan.
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>1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their
>affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
>Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' we will
>never 'interfere' again.
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>2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want
>us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking
>through holes in the fence.
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>3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>leave.
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
>They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
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>4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
>unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
>here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
>drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
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>5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
>they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home, baby.
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>6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy-wise.
>This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, but will
>require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska wilderness. The caribou
>will have to cope for a while..
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>7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a barrel for
>their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
>up the storage sites would be enough.)
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>8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
>not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain,
>cement, birth control or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give
>them is stolen or given
>to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
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>9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
>the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
>good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens
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>10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
>call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is
>ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE."
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>"Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?"
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>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
>saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a
>baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
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