[lbo-talk] quote du jour

Dennis Perrin dperrin at comcast.net
Sat Mar 11 05:00:45 PST 2006



> What is a conservative? Rather than define a conservative, I would
> rather describe my ideal conservative.
>
> A conservative is a body in the street with a large caliber bullet
> through the base of the skull.
>
> A far right conservative is a body in the street with a large caliber
> bullet through the base of the skull, that has been doused with petrol
> and set on fire.
>
> A rightwing Christian conservative is a body in the street with a large
> caliber bullet through the base of the skull, doused in petrol, set on
> fire, that has been stripped of its clothes and been mutilated in the
> groin area (en vivo).
>
> An elected conservative is any of the above that has been tied to a
> steel frame folding chair and given a Haitian necktie without the bullet.
>
> CG

Hmmm. Methinks Chuck G. remains a touch peeved about the present state of American political life.

Dennis



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