"So this movie included some gay people but they were not the center of the story and that got you all worked up so you stomped off to some hipster record store to get clean of the taint of white bourgeois hypocrisy. "
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Two Hipsters Angrily Call Each Other 'Hipster'
theonion.com March 29, 2006 | Issue 42•13
AUSTIN, TX—An argument between local hipsters Dan Walters and Brian Guterman has devolved to the point where each is angrily calling the other "hipster," those close to the pair reported Monday.
"Hey, hipster! Here's 12 bucks—why don't you go get yourself a bucket of PBRs at the Gold Mine?" Walters, 22, is said to have told Guterman, 22, invoking the name of a local bar known for its "poseur" clientele.
"Whatever you say, scenester," Guterman allegedly replied. "Don't you have a Death Cab For Cutie show to be at right now?" Acquaintances of Guterman and Walters trace the long-running conflict back to high school, when they reportedly threw pencils at each other and argued about who was more "emo."
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