[lbo-talk] SurvivaBall saves managers from annoying climate change

joanna 123hop at comcast.net
Wed May 10 10:49:24 PDT 2006


But what would be the point of ensuring the survival of the managers?

They know nothing and can do less.

Joanna

Dwayne Monroe wrote:


>via "We Make Money Not Art"
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>An advanced new technology will keep corporate
>managers safe even when climate change makes their
>life "impossible."
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>Global warming is causing an accelerating onslaught of
>hurricanes, floods, droughts, tornadoes, etc. In order
>to head off such catastrophic scenarios, scientists
>agree we must reduce our carbon emissions by 70%
>within the next few years. Doing that would seriously
>undermine corporate profits, however, and so a more
>forward-thinking solution is needed.
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>Fred Wolf and a colleague at Halliburton demonstrated
>yesterday at the Catastrophic Loss conference in
>Florida three SurvivaBall mockups, and described how
>the inflatable units will sustainably protect managers
>from natural or cultural disturbances of any intensity
>or duration. The devices will include sophisticated
>communications systems, nutrient gathering capacities,
>onboard medical facilities, and a defense
>infrastructure to ensure that the corporate mission
>will not go unfulfilled even when most human life is
>rendered impossible by catastrophes or the consequent
>epidemics and armed conflicts.
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>Link to original -
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><http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/008465.php>
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>Catastrophic Loss Conference URL -
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><http://www.lordbissell.com/events_display.cfm?EventID=341>
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