I've just gone looking for Dan Savage's famous column in which he goes off on a tangent about bacon bagels, but I can't find it anywhere.
As for crimes against other ethnic foods, try what passes for "Mexican" in Europe! I think the vilest example of this I ever came across - and believe me, the competition is fierce - was in a British cookbook with a recipe for tacos using BAKED beans.
Also, Chinese takeaway food is inedible here, always a stinky mass of soggy vegetables with undercooked chips on the side.
Doug wrote:
> H&H are too doughy, but they dominate my neck of the woods.
There's a shop here in Dublin which imports H&H. Compared to the indigenous version of "bagels" - I use that word loosely - they're a godsend.