[lbo-talk] Kiss my ass, Sir

andie nachgeborenen andie_nachgeborenen at yahoo.com
Fri Apr 13 10:15:47 PDT 2007


With all those martinis, too?

--- Chuck Grimes <cgrimes at rawbw.com> wrote:


>
> All right boys and girls quit you're grinning and
> drop your linen. We
> have contact...
>
> Propeller beanies on the ready line. Let's shag it
> people, you know
> the drill. Get over here Hudson...
>
> Yes sir, sir.
>
> I love the corps. A day in the corps is like a day
> on the farm. Every
> formation is a parade, every meal is a banquet,
> every paycheck is a
> fortune! So show me some Hudson.
>
> Yes Sir, sir. We have an Intel 2 Core Duo processor,
> sir. We have an
> Intel DG965WH motherboard, we have a Gigabyte
> GeForce 7600 with a
> NX76G Graphics Accelerator, we have Kingston 1G 800
> mHz memory, with a
> Seagate 400GB sata hard drive, up and running sir in
> an Antec
> case. Sir, we have Freebsd 6.2 release, installed,
> up, running and
> ready Sir.
>
> Thank you Hudson, look into my eye...
>
> Fuck you sir.
>
> I can smell the thermo compound and new plastic
> smell, cooling along
> at 62.5 F in a super silent case. I don't have the
> mother fucker
> connected to the internet, or X org GUI, but I've
> got root,
> marines. Logged in, and about ready to install all
> the base ports off
> the CD/DVD Plextor 755A drive. So, kiss my ass Sir.
>
> I poured my self a stiff martinis around eight
> tonight, figured out
> the micro-mini switch crap on the mobo, punched the
> motherfucker and
> after a few brief false starts (bio setting
> corrections) I was ready to
> rock 'n roll. I called my tech buddy in Sonoma and
> we talked a while
> about the carbon cycle and the slope of the Mauna
> Loa data and
> celebrated the power-on stage with another martinis.
> Back home, popped
> in the FreeBSD bootable CD then discovered it didn't
> like the fancy tv
> sata cable Intel supplied. So I turned the machine
> off and put in the
> Antec sata cable and back to the configuration
> menus.
>
> After another very stiff martinis to finish the
> bottle of Sapphire, I
> was picking passwords and adding the user, selecting
> shells, and boom
> it was over. This was the fastest goddamned install
> I ever did. About
> an hour plus, with plenty of cigerettes
>
> Total time from box assembly to root, three hours.
> Fucking-A.
>
> CG
>
>
>
>
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