While the vagina is certainly elastic circumferentially it is less so longitudinally. A long penis can be a problem for both men and women. Not many women enjoy the feeling of a penis ramming into their cervix. Irrespective of Roseanne's pithy comment many women consider it quite painful. If you have a long penis you must constantly be wary of this during sex. I guess Roseanne never experienced this.
A short penis makes rear entry sex difficult and probably makes other positions problematic. A short penis frequently "falls out" during coitus. Why would it be irrational for a man to be concerned about this?
I guess I just don't see the humour in a man worrying about his penis length or girth. Maybe I'm just not funny? I get the feeling many men enjoy this particular joke because to laugh about it "proves" THEY don't have a small penis. If you point out the "unfunny" nature of the joke then obviously you are one of those with a small dick.
John Thornton
>> Joanna writes:
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>>> If they were men, I'd probably make a joke about how I bet
>>> there's a lot of males that would trade five IQ points for a
>>> couple of inches.
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> Speaking for myself (and I think a lot of others), penis size doesn't
> matter.
>
> I have always thought men made a much bigger deal of it. As Roseanne put
> it, "my vagina is bigger than any penis I've ever met."
>
> Joanna
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