[lbo-talk] "Nothing is too good for the working class" (Was : "Vuitton-clad official spouts socialism")

andie nachgeborenen andie_nachgeborenen at yahoo.com
Fri Dec 14 14:44:54 PST 2007


You it pisses the fucking shit out of me when sanctimonious right wing reporters and others, including more-prolet-than though leftists, set themselves up as fashion police for the left, as if (a) right wingers have any fucking business telling us what the proper clothes for a socialist might be (maybe we can tell them that jeans and t-shirts are verboten for fascist creeps, neocon lapdogs, and bourgeois apologists?), and (b) certain self-styled leftists think that worn jeans and a work shirt is a requirement to be on the left, like some sort of a fucking uniform.

Back in the day M&E, the German SDP, and even the old Bolshies work suits and ties or nice dresses. You better bet Engels was clothed on Saville Row, and Marx dressed as well as he could afford (as well as Engels would provide him). Rosa Luxemburg was a fashion plate. Look at those hats! So was Alexandra Kollontai. I've seen some of Lenin's nice wardobe in the former Lenin museum in Moscow (since closed), lots of good French, Swiss, and English tailoring he brought back from exile. And afater the assassination attempt, an armored Rolls Royce. Even Stalin smoked Dunhill pipes.

It's post hippie crap, not anything left, that makes jeans, t-shirts, and work clothes the "expected" uniform of the left. And the right wing has no business whatsoever accusing us of hypocrisy or telling us what to wear. I think they shoulf wear prison orange and chains, how about that? Let them excuse their sell-outs of the free market and bourgeois liberties before they pick on our clothes.

OK, _I_ wear Armani and Versace and Loro Piana and even fancier stuff you never heard of unless you're a fashionista like me (bought on eBay for a fraction of list, that's my secret, shh, don't tell); I have a Florentine tailor and a good tailor in Chicago AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT. Au contraire, I am pleased and proud to look good. I'm wearing an Armani shearling jacket RIGHT NOW in fact! I LIKE to look better than schlumpfy right wingers. Why shouldn't we be smarter, sexier, better informed, better dressed, and more stylish than the enema, er, the enemy?

As (I think it was) Aneurin Bevan said, nothing is too good for the working class. Why shouldn't the proletariat wear Prada? Who gave the Devil a monopoly on fine clothes? Fuck the Mao suit and the jeans, Vuitton for all!

Btw, you notice how advocates of socialism "spout" it, as if it were some fort of effluence, rather than urge, argue, or advocate it? I saw we say that the right "vomits" reaction, in the Biblical sense, like the dog that returneth to its vomit.

--- "B." <docile_body at yahoo.com> wrote:


> Vuitton-clad official spouts socialism
> Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:40am EST
>
> CARACAS (Reuters) - A video of a Gucci- and Louis
> Vuitton-clad politician attacking capitalism then
> struggling to explain how his luxurious clothes
> square
> with his socialist beliefs has become an instant
> YouTube hit in Venezuela.
>
> Venezuelan Interior Minister Pedro Carreno was
> momentarily at a loss for words when a journalist
> interrupted his speech and asked if it was not
> contradictory to criticize capitalism while wearing
> Gucci shoes and a tie made by Parisian luxury goods
> maker Louis Vuitton.
>
> "I don't, uh ... I ... of course," stammered Carreno
> on Tuesday before regaining his composure. "It's not
> contradictory because I would like Venezuela to
> produce all this so I could buy stuff produced here
> instead of 95 percent of what we consume being
> imported."
>
> The video clip (www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDsdXkY4UlE)
> had been viewed more than 15,000 times on Thursday,
> a
> day after it was posted on the YouTube Web site.
>
> Despite the best efforts of left-wing President Hugo
> Chavez to instill austere socialist values in its
> people, the oil-rich South American nation remains
> attached to consumerism.
>
> Riding a boom in oil prices, middle-class and
> wealthy
> Venezuelans are on a spending spree, guzzling fine
> whiskies and snapping up luxury cars. Poorer
> Venezuelans also have benefited, with subsidies
> driving a spike in demand for basic products.
>
> (Reporting by Enrique Andres Pretel, writing by
> Frank
> Jack Daniel; Editing by Xavier Briand)
>
>
>
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