Because of your contempt for FOX and its audience. :)
[WS:] I do not think I would do well in this setting. I am a geek by nature - vitriolic on the internet, but trying to be nice and polite to people in face-to-face interaction, and easily intimidated by bullies unless sufficiently pissed off like Ralphie Parker in "A Christmas Story" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Story . I think I would be an archetypal punching boy run over by monster trucks, as shown in "Idiocracy."
Wojtek