> Lastly, and most importantly, why do people find this amorphous class of
> individuals we're calling hipsters so detestable?
Can somebody indulge an old coot, dwelling in an un-hip part of town, and list for me a few of the markers of hipsterism? I'm not sure who's a hipster and who isn't. What do they wear? How do they cut their hair? What's the preferred body type? Are there diagnostic expressions or turns of phrase?