Please commence calling me an oil apologist and a global warming denyer.
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Approximately 10.5 minutes after I met you, in that LA hot dog and vodka joint, The Drunk Indigestionist, I knew you were an inveterate oil apologist and global warming denier.
The clues were subtle but many: the burning barrel of petrol you used always kept nearby on a gas powered platform (what did you call that? Oh yes, your "hot smack in the face of oil naysayers and global warming doom mongers!" And then of course there was the petrol themed pr0n you shamelessly produced in Santa Clara: Benzine Banging: The XXX4 Factor.
The senses rebel!
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Notice to lawyers, this parody of the colorful life of Jordan Hayes, featuring slightly altered details (for example, contrary to the absurd vignette above, he isn't 2 meters tall!) is written in jest and does not reflect on the real or imagined person is any way.
If I were not myself, I would arrest myself.
Slavoj Zizek
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