Touching clearly does not belong here. Sugar, fat, and kvetching are bad for you - but touching is good for you. Besides, there is a big difference between kvetching as a throat clearing before saying something constructive, and kvetching as the main activity. .......................
Undone. I am.
Like a certain Mr. Overpastry who, owing to a small problem with vodka, vicodin, chocolate covered strawberries and a curious species of OCD fixated on the work of TOHO studios, lived in unreasoning terror of MechaGodzilla and owing to this, ran with soiled underwear to the corner of a room whenever the work of Akira Ifukube ominously wafted from the radio...
I am sir, bested into screeching capitulation by your reasoning.
And so now, disappear -- yes -- in a puff of un-smoke, exquisitely folded into the 4th dimensional spaces of a hypercube.
.d.