> On the one hand:
>
> Kids!
> I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
> Kids!
> Who can understand anything they say?
On the other:
Beat Crazy
Kids today - they're all the same All call themselves - some crazy name All those drugs - they can't be sane All that noise - affects their brains
And it's such a crime
How they waste their time
They can't get nowwhere
They've all gone Beat Crazy
Beat Crazy
They say the world - is in a mess But they can talk - the way they dress Can't get no jobs - can't get no careers With safety pins - stuck through their ears
And it's such a crime
How they waste their time
They can't get nowwhere
They've all gone Beat Crazy
Beat Crazy
And if the Russians ever come They'll all be beating bongo drums So who'll defend - in World War III Where could we turn - where would they be
And it's such a crime
How they waste their time
They can't get nowwhere
They've all gone Beat Crazy
Beat Crazy