>>> Michael Smith
I wouldn't have thought that anything could possibly
make me feel any sympathy for Paris Hilton -- nor would I
have thought that anything could make me like David Letterman
less. But Letterman has achieved it -- inviting a mental
defective onto his show and then sandbagging her. Puts me
in mind of the epistle to Arbuthnot:
Let Sporus tremble -- What? that thing of silk,
Sporus, that mere white curd of ass's milk?
Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel?
Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?
^^^^^^^ CB: She's a poor little rich girl.