Just Say Ouch
PITY Christopher Hitchens. Not because he is going to hell for his attacks on Mother Teresa. Not because his liberal friends despise his support for the war against terrorism. Pity him because he just had all his pubic hair pulled off. Hitchens, who's writing a three-part series in Vanity Fair on self-improvement, visited the J Sisters on Friday for a full male Brazilian bikini wax, which his editor-in- chief Graydon Carter gleefully described four months ago as "the back, the crack and the sack." The salon staff evidently doesn't mind Hitchens' chain-smoking, or his taste for scotch. Our source said, "It's not his first time."