We're all familiar with the chiefs and Indians line which, for a variety of reasons, is contentious.
So let's make some new ones: let's craft new 'too many, not enough' phrases for the new millennium!
Please allow me, your genial host, to start things off.
* Too many cybermen and not enough cyber commanders
* Too many lap dancers and not enough laps
* Too many bananas and not enough hammocks
* Too many spiders and not enough webs
* Too many yings and not enough yangs
* Too many zigs and not enough zags
* Too many Lizes and not enough Hurleys
* Too many too manys and not enough enoughs
Try it at home!
.d.