oh! you could raise funds by having a show, "How not to Revo" -- sponsored by Citibank Card. You could secretly tape a person who claims to be a leftist. Interview their leftist friends, family, and comRods about how sucky they are at revolutionary leftism. Then, get all their comRods together ($1 to Paula) and surprise them, doing a kind of intervention on them with a showing of the videotaping of their horrible revolutionary praxis!
Imagine it with me: the look of shame on their face. Their lower lip will tremble and they'll fight back tears to be confronted with their inadequacies like one is confronted with their inadequacies in the face of Cialispam. How fucking awesome! Every good revolutionary needs to be hazed into humiliation. It R0x3rz!
in exchange for five thousand -- badabingbadaboom -- clams, the lefty cum liberal cum Hitchens agrees to come to Kansas, towing their station of The Nation, Z Mag, and other pwog wags.
Ooooo. I can picture it now. It'll be a hit I tell ya! A hit!
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