> [From Tom Engelhardt of Tom Dispatch -- he opens his
> latest interview with this joke]
>
> Q: How many neocons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>
> A: None. They declare war on evil and burn the house down.
According to a posting I just saw on one of Usenet newsgroups, this is absolutely wrong:
Neocons don't don't screw in a lightbulb .... they screw in an airport restroom room.