Interesting quip, considering that a recent episode of South Park had the boys break into Brittney Spears' apartment to snap pictures to sell, upon which she, in a fit of despair, shot half her own head off. A pretty garish sight, but one made ironically and darkly humorous by the fact that she was chased into and out of the hospital by paparazzi who focused on her latest outgrowth of cellulite, oblivious to the fact that half her head was missing. A chase ensued which ended her in a corn field, surrounded by photographers closing in and finally killing her with the strobe flashes of their cameras, while the kids were let in on the secret that Britney was actually a Child of the Corn.
The final scene had the farmers reveling at their immense corn yield for the year, and when they glanced at a story about Miley Cyrus on the TV, they salivated at the yield they'd see in a future year.
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