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> "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity,
> too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not
> promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot,"
> Hilton said, speaking as she reclined in a pool
> chair in a revealing bathing suit and a pair of
> pumps. "But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy
> used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm
> running for president. So thanks for the endorsement
> white-haired dude."
>
> "I want America to know that I'm, like, totally
> ready to lead," she said.
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxJnf5tkfoo>
Shane