Joe Biden
Pros: One of the Senate's oldest and most respected experts in the field of Joe Biden; vast bullshit reserve could be tapped for its methane, powering nation for decades; fondness for partition and ethnic cleansing could be a valuable asset during the Second American Civil War of 2013.
Cons: As a wholly-owned subsidiary of DuPont, may be ineligible to hold office.
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