[lbo-talk] tightening the belt

John Thornton jthorn65 at sbcglobal.net
Wed Dec 17 10:02:52 PST 2008


Doug Henwood wrote:
> <http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-12-17/the-bag-lady-papers/1>
>
>
> The Bag Lady Papers
> by Alexandra Penney
> December 17, 2008 | 7:42am
>
> Alexandra Penney—a NY artist and former editor of Self Magazine—lost
> her life savings in the Madoff debacle. Now, she shares her wrenching
> trauma in a Daily Beast exclusive.
>
> I began to think about my options: I'd have to sell the cottage in
> West Palm Beach immediately. I'd need to lay off Yolanda. I could
> cancel the newspaper subscriptions and read everything online. I only
> needed a cellphone. I'd have to stop taking taxis. And who could
> highlight my hair for almost no money? And how hard was it to give
> yourself a really good pedicure?
>
> I Googled the Hemlock society. I wanted to know a painless way to die.
> Would you believe the Hemlock society no longer exists?
>
> Every month I got detailed statements, and my money looked to be
> growing around 9 to 11%.
>
> It is too painful to think I will lose my Florida cottage,
>
> I wear a classic clean white shirt every day of the week. I have about
> 40 white shirts. They make me feel fresh and ready to face whatever
> battles I may be fighting in the studio to get the best out of my work.
>
> How am I going to iron those shirts so I can still feel like a poor
> civilized person? Even the no iron ones need touching up.
>
> Yolanda makes my life work. She comes in three mornings a week,
> whirlwinds around and voila! The shirts are ironed, the sheets are
> changed, the floors are vacuumed.
>
> I traveled a lot. In this last year, I've been Laos, Cambodia, India,
> Russia, and Berlin for my first solo art show. Will I ever be able to
> explore exotic places again?
>
> Yesterday, I took my first subway in 30 years. Dennis came with me to
> show me how to get a MetroCard. The world looks very different from a
> crowded Lexington Avenue number 6 train.

Are you sure this isn't from The Onion?

John Thornton



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