[lbo-talk] top fifty atheist bumper snickers

[shag]

at literature perversions http://chrisahall.com/, I saw this: "At 
ScienceBlogs, grrrlscientist has put up a great list of the 
<http://scienceblogs.com/grrlscientist/2008/01/top_fifty_atheist_tshirt_and_b.php?utm_source=mostemailed&utm_medium=link>Top 
Fifty Atheist T-Shirt and Bumper Sticker Aphorisms, and unlike most lists 
like this, it really lives up to its name. Some of my faves:

1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
5. There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
16. Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
22. When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
27. "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
28. I Found God Between The Sheets
32. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
38. If we were made in his image, when why aren't humans invisible too?"

My fave in the list above is 1. heh. Don't much care for the insulting ones 
putting down intelligence, but...

Yesterday, i saw one I'm going to get to sport next to my darwin fish: 
"Born OK the first time." It is even more of a must have now that I've 
googled it and discovered born again bloggers who are very disturbed by it. 
What was especially fascinating was a blogger who declared bumper stickers 
"passive aggressive" because he doubted anyone would say something like 
that in "mixed" company. The irony slays me.

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