Gen. Jack D. Ripper (George C. Scott): I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Gen. Buck Turgidson, quoting Gen. Ripper: God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all
and most on point of all:
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack. General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory? General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm. General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm. General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No. General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.
--- On Tue, 7/8/08, shag <shag at cleandraws.com> wrote:
> From: shag <shag at cleandraws.com>
> Subject: [lbo-talk] scarred for life
> To: "lbo-talk" <lbo-talk at lbo-talk.org>
> Date: Tuesday, July 8, 2008, 5:40 PM
> oh man. this was forwarded to another list (thanks joe!).
> below is a
> description of an abstinence only education technique.
>
> these poor kids'll be scarred for life!
>
>
> >http://www.salon.com/books/review/2008/07/08/sex_in_crisis/index1.html
> >
> >Consider this classroom exercise: "Boys and girls
> are invited to chew
> >cheese-flavored snacks and then sip some water, after
> which they are to
> >spit the resulting 'bodily fluids' into a cup.
> After a game in which the
> >fluids are combined with those of other students,
> ultimately all cups are
> >poured into a pitcher labeled 'multiple
> partners' sitting adjacent to a
> >pitcher of fresh water labeled 'pure fluids.'
> In the final segment, each
> >boy and girl is asked to fill a cup labeled either
> 'future husband' or
> >'future wife' with the contents from one of the
> pitchers."
> >
>
> http://cleandraws.com
> Wear Clean Draws
> ('coz there's 5 million ways to kill a CEO)
>
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