I thought I had resigned myself to the relentless onslaught of porn infecting every aspect of life, from the skank-wear on the streets, to gratuitous nudity in advertising, to the sitcoms where gags about handcuffs, anal sex, and blow jobs make me want to, well, gag.
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Which prompted Shag to ask:
does anyone know which sitcoms she's talking about?
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I'm pretty sure she's talking about ABC's newest sitcom, "Lazy and Slovenly Husband Paired With Hot Overachieving Wife Mismatch Couple Comedy Number 25".
Here's a script excerpt which might explain von RantyPants' concerns:
SCENE: Kitchen.
HOT WIFE accidentally gets whipped cream on her finger and slowly, suggestively licks it off. SLOVENLY HUSBAND walks in.
SLOVENLY HUSBAND (after obvious pause): That reminds me, have you seen my new underwear?
LAUGH TRACK.
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