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Sarah Palin's high school biology teacher wanted the world to know about one of Palin's better biology oral exams.
Teacher: Describe the function of the kidneys.
Palin: The kidneys are organs. And by golly, you betcha they are important. The stomach is also an organ and it digests food.
Teacher: But to return to the subject of the kidneys....
Palin: There you go again. Now I don't have to answer the question just the way you liberal-elite members of academia ask me to. But Joe Six-pack types are interested in their stomachs.
Teacher: Well, at least this time you said something without sputtering or looking like a deer hit by headlights. I will give you a "C" for that.
Fox News: Sarah Palin was brilliant, even though the teacher betrayed his left-wing prejudices by asking about kidneys, a subject about which he is writing a book.