>They're hilarious, but they're also armed to the teeth. It's a given that
>that barking nut has a small arsenal at home. I knew a cat like this who
>told me he had a list of people he was going to shoot when "the revolution"
>came. "Which revolution?" I asked. "Doesn't matter" he replied.
It doesn't necessarily follow that having an arsenal means you know how to use it.
>Peter: (looking through the telescope)
> THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD EVER MISS WITH THIS
> GUN...IS THE SUCKER WITH THE BREAD TO BUY IT.
>
>496 The cross hairs of the telescope zero in on the enlarged
> forehead of the Zombie, which is thrashing against the roll
> gates. The sight gives up a sense of the super-weapon's lethal
> accuracy.
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